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Thursday, 28 July 2005 |
So I was just browsing Slashdot, and they had this article
about how some Japanese company has made the most life-like female
robot... after looking at the article, I knew this topic would have
tons of good commentary responses... I found a hilarious gem modded up in
response to:
Can't judge hotness wearing a fugly salmon colored jacket. Where's
the fake tits? Which begs a philosophical question.... if a robot were
to have breast implants...
Re:Where's the nudie pics? (Score:4, Funny)
by John Seminal (698722)
on Thursday July 28, @08:09AM (#13184326)
(Last Journal: Saturday February 21, @09:07PM)
this might not be a good development.
what if strip club workers were replaced by these robots? you would be
in a room filled with guys getting hard looking at a machine. it would
not be all that different than if 10 guys all gathered around a
computer screen with massive buldges. i for one, don't want to be in
that room.
now if there is a real chick there, that makes it all okay. that is called a gangbang.
and while we are talking tits, there is a HUGE difference
between real tits and fake tits. fake tits are shitty and worthless. i
don't want to make love to a plastic bag filled with water, if i wanted
that i could hump a waterbed. i want the soft gentile feel of fat in
the bosom. but i guess just like my butcher, a 15% salt-water solution
is being added to all things to raise the price. too bad doctors can't
find a way to suck the fat out of a womans ass and shove that in the
boobs.
maybe the real future of AI robots designed to please men will
be made with the parts of deceased women. it would require having
biologists find a way to preserve the three most important parts- ass,
snatch, and tits. they could have strippers purfume inside the android,
and it could fart out that smell. the eyes could be wide and open in
anticipation. the ears could turn red with the flush of blood comming
to the outer skin, the sensation is real.
i think i am going back to college to study biophysics. or
maybe electronics. something that will alow me to help the USA compete
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