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Home Blog Archive Ramblings Professional basketball is rediculous
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Wednesday, 09 August 2006 |
Ok, I usually don't like to bash other people's sports, but I was realizing how lame basketball was while having my dinner at the Elephant Bar Restaurant tonight. I'm only 5'7" maybe 5'8" on a good day, God made me only this tall, I'm ok with that, but I don't think basketball is retarded just because I can't dunk. The static hoop is fixed on a poll at exactly 10' high. I just measured how long my vertical reach is without even jumping, I could touch around 7' high, probably more. In order for me to touch the hoop, I would have to jump 3' vertically. Unless I had been in track and field throughout high school, I doubt I could have ever jumped that high. BUT! Most of those basketball players are at least 6' tall and probably have a reach at least 8.5'! That means they only need to jump 1.5' to touch the hoop. Ok, I'll admit I've only watched a few minutes of basketball at a time, but as far as I can tell if you touch the guy carrying the ball in any way its instantly a foul. How retarded is that! You can't even block the ball from going into the 10' tall fixed net! No elbow crushing, tackling, foot stomping or anything is allowed for the guy defending to prevent the ball from going in the net. Gay! Ok, here is the stupidest part that I realized when watching this dunk contest. These tall 6.5' guys trying to make it so cool and hard that they have to jump a meer 1.5' to put this ball into a hole that doesn't move. They try to make it all cool by smashing the ball down the hoop as fast as possible or hanging on the hoop. Its just lame ok. If I was tall, I could put a ball in a static hole too. There's gotta be a million other cooler sports that could be thought up where the advantage goes to taller people.
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